Home Sweet Home~

theintrovertedhipster:

fgallaghers:

lacigreen:

did you know you can’t “POP your cherry”? In this video i talk about:

what the hymen really is
how this myth is some sexist bullshit
and how to deal with your hymen the 1st time you have sex.

littleselfia:

She is amazing.

I’m exceptionally pissed off that this is news to me.

I’m really fucking pissed off that I did not know this and it’s my own goddamned body.

pink-mama:

I had a freaking kid and didn’t know this.

lovethroughtheairwaves:

The only reason I knew this is because of the sex talk with my Mom I had about six months ago. It’s awful how many women don’t know this about their own bodies.

ryface:

I consider myself pretty fuckin’ educated about sex, and even I didn’t fully understand what exactly the hymen was and how it works until pretty recently! No one teaches this shit! And that is FUCKED UP.

Everyone should know this, so this is getting reblogged.

i love this woman… I knew this… but i am old and… my mom was actually good at sex education… so … instant reblog…

Reblogged 1 month ago from frappuccinonew

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everyone: oh wow, she's so pretty--
taemin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
me: ...
obama: ...
everyone: ...
taemin: (◕‿◕✿)

Reblogged 1 month ago from maknae-nichole

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lightlee:

Ever notice how often Kpop songs describe things as being ‘from head to toe’?

Reblogged 1 month ago from taerection

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lol, couldn't you do this with like 40 different phrases?, kpop taught me a few phrases from repetition alone,

baekyun:

Xiumin feeding Tao on the Yin Yue Tai interview

Reblogged 1 month ago from taemintnie

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lol, queen tao,

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Before and After Discovering K-pop

Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
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Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
After: Broke from all the albums I buy
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Before: Innocent little girl
After: Pervert
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Before: Cared about what people thought of me
After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
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Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
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Before: Was a fashion terrorist
After: Became a fashionista
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Before:
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
After:
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
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Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
After: OPPAR LOVE ME
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Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
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Before: Had a life
After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
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Before: What is music?
After: I see the light
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Before: Laugh quietly
After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
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Before:
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
After:
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.
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Before:
Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
After:
Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
~~~~~~~~~~
Before:
Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
After:
Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
~~~~~~~~~~
Before: What is otp? what is ship?
After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HEETEUK JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI YOOSU ONTAE BAEKREN KYUMIN MINJAE WHAT IS AIR
~~~~~~~~~~
Before: Ovaries tight and intact
After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
~~~~~~~~~~
Before: straight, normal girl
After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
~~~~~~~~~~
Before: Nice, gentle person
After: Sarcastic bitch
~~~~~~~~~~
Before: Close-minded fool
After: Open-minded viewer of life :)

Reblogged 1 month ago from everchangingobsessions2012

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EXOtics.

juwonnie:

It’s ironic that lots of EXOtics, or EXO fans call themselves EXOtics….and they go on and bash eatyourkimchi, or Simon and Martina for scoring MAMA’s english ZERO out of FIVE. I dunno. It’s just a bit ironic because Simon I believe, was the one who gave the fandom the name EXOtics. js.

People have been using EXOtics as a fan name since the first teaser came out. I don’t know when Simon first used the term but the first time I heard him say it was on their Music Mondays for the EXO video (waaaay after the first teaser). So I don’t think he came up with the name EXOtics.

(Source: dduizhangkris)

Reblogged 1 month ago from dduizhangkris

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simonandmartina, eatyourkimchi, EXOtics, these ppl have to stop lol,

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Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight
Tiny Tim

ihopericksantorum:

lololol, in the words of ludacris “move bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way!”

Reblogged 1 month ago from homosexo

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LMFAO,

(Source: forgetpolitics)

Reblogged 1 month ago from taerection

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New Taemin observations

taerection:

Stop working out bb you’re turning into a muscle head

The extensions are gone

Your new hair looks sexy as fuck

You look manly

You’re not Jonghyun, stop getting bigger

Tig ol bitties

I love you

Reblogged 1 month ago from taerection

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lolololol, took the words right out of my mouth,